you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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