I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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