On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Randomize
