this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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