dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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