Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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