do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
