Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
time to smoke my breakfast
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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