That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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