It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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