Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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