Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
time to smoke my breakfast
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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