Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Let's paint friendship bongs
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
