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• (720): View more from Colorado

  the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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• (806): View more from Texas

  We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.

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• (562): View more from California

  don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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• (646): View more from New York

  You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Almost there.

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  define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps

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