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I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'

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And I thought

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Fuck I do that shit every weekend

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(586): I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself' (586): And I thought (586): Fuck I do that shit every weekend http://tfl.nu/q5n0

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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(502): everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person http://tfl.nu/7xqj

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The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.

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(520): The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. http://tfl.nu/emrq

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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?

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(210): she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know? http://tfl.nu/j2zq

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I'm on page 4.

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Im on beer infinity

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(706): I'm on page 4. (678): Im on beer infinity http://tfl.nu/an89

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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.

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(815): I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe. http://tfl.nu/z3x3

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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids

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(574): I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids http://tfl.nu/kt7c

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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.

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(917): i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past. http://tfl.nu/eita

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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel

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(309): he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel http://tfl.nu/08pr

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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand

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(603): I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand http://tfl.nu/gtek

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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom

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(616): Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom http://tfl.nu/uno6

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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.

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(260): I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business. http://tfl.nu/cc6r

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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.

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As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.

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(570): If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit. (1-570): As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no. http://tfl.nu/hlm9

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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$

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(304): I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$ http://tfl.nu/l4gn

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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.

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(512): Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting. http://tfl.nu/dbi6

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