I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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