It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I could fuck to npr.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
