I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize