I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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