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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

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  handstands? WTF?

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  she was a gymnast

  (614): View more from Ohio

   go to hell.

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• (607): View more from New York

  It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.

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  I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.

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