I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
