Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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