its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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