Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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