the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
A+ Viking dick
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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