3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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