Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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