so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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