It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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