I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you inspire me to be a worse person
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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