awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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