I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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