You really coming over, don't trick.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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