who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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