using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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