Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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