How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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