'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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