If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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