Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Sorry my hands just texted you
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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