I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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