Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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