Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I touched a dick in church today
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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