Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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