i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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