You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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