But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The Olympian is in my bed
i think i just naturally attract stoners
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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