I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
