You surviving the open bar?
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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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