tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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