Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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