i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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