Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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