U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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