spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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