ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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