so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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