We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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