Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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