it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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