Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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