Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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